I will, however, award a solo Beardy to Jason Segel for most disgusting facial hair in honor of his wispy mutton chops in the Five-Year Engagement...ew. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a picture on the interwebs of Segel's chops, so here's my mock-up. The real version is much more terrifying:
Now on to the Flock of Seagull's Hair Awards:
Okay, I'm slightly biased. Donna (played by Retta) has more or less my exact haircut. However, the rest of the Parks department has enviable hair too. Pawnee must have some pretty good stylists!
So pretty, I'm jealous of his curls!
Besides solving crimes, playing violin and generally being a pain in the neck, Sherlock knows his way with a curling iron!
Sure, she might be the last Crawley sister to marry, but she has the coolest hair. Spinster power!
Including Emma Stone, Jessica Chastain, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sissy Spacek, and Allison Janney.
He played Omar on the Wire, Chalky White on Boardwalk Empire, and a super intense Biology instructor on Community. We would never mess with him.
We're sure Mark Strong is a nice guy. He just never plays one.
Blonde robots do not have more fun.
Seriously, it looks like it would hurt to touch that mane.
Now we know what Thor does during his time off.
The award for the ability to rock multiple hair colors.
Add an extra dollop of mouse and bleach, and he's rocking the Joffrey.
If you are going to have a mohawk, than you should commit to it. Yes, you will ruin the ozone with the hairspray required to keep your hair vertical. Also, you will still look stupid. But at least your hair will have integrity.
I really liked this British spy drama, but the hair is kind of a 70s train wreck, especially Tom Hardy's do.
Nicholas Cage is definitely not afraid to commit to a role, even if that means having unwashed and unflattering hair.